Tuesday, December 19, 2006

wanna laugh !

1. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

2. Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE ;-)

3. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

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